more rejected children's book titles

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 12-Apr-2006 22:15:21

The Top 16 Rejected Children's Books About Death
(Part II)


16> Poke It With a Stick!

15> See Spot Run Into Traffic

14> The Very Hungry Grub Worm Meets Your Late Uncle Sherman

13> Gary the Gravedigger's Busy, Busy Day

12> Horton Joins the Who

11> Harry Potter and the Never-Ending Dirt Nap

10> Twins No More!

9> Dig Up Your Bunny and See How Much Weight She Lost!

8> Meredith Moth and the Bright Blue Light

7> Harold Takes His Purple Crayon to the Orphanage

6> Babar and the Ivory Poachers

5> It's the Grim Reaper, Charlie Brown!

4> Tom Swift and His '76 Ford Pinto

3> Curious George Goes to the Morgue

2> The Bumperstain Bears

and the Number 1 Rejected Children's Book About Death...


1> Heather Has Two Mommies -- One in a Vase on the Mantle

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 12-Apr-2006 23:58:09

That is so gross, I couldn't stop laughing.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 13-Apr-2006 6:52:43

If you want to laugh some more, go down further and find my post with similar title containing the first 16 rejected titles.

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 13-Apr-2006 6:56:52

haha! that was fun to read